So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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