So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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