i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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