Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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