I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
It was confusing and full of hummus
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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