Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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