I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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