the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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