at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Everything about him screamed your future.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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