I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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