He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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