Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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