He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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