They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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