my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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