soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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