hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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