he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Why did my mother make you get naked?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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