Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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