they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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