I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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