He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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