We won't sleep together?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I have surprise drugs for everyone
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize