our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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