Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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