Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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