BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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