i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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