problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
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go home
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
