The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Randomize
