I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Randomize
