Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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