If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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