Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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