Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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