Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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