i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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