i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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