we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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