how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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