I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
i need some magic done to my vagina
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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