Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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