There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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