I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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