But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Too much gin, very little bucket
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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