Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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