im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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