i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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