and you said cock pushups were impossible
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
This is my gift to your gina
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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