too bad you live with your parents still
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Just high enough for therapy.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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