Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
