My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
no. you can't hotbox the world.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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