what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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