Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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