I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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