Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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