Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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