I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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